How can I get a doctor to prescribe me morphine?

What are some symptoms I can complain to a doctor about, so that he will prescribe me morphine? Or maybe another powerful sedative?How can I get a doctor to prescribe me morphine?
What usually works for me, is complaining of some mysterious pain that prevents you from participating in normal activities. If that doesn't work, there's always threatening to sue them for malpractice, or then again, there is always flat out bribery. Hope this helps.
terminal cancer or get surgery. idiot.
I grow tired of people like you. They fill up our doctors offices and emergency rooms and all they are there to do is seek drugs. Get a life and you won't need drugs for one.